Life Of Andernoo

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2009-09-17T09:28:00.000+01:00

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Updates

2009-01-15T21:23:00.003Z

The new updates have begun (obviously) and hopefully that should mean more updates...

hopefully

free time for me :D

Anyway just a short post because my mum's itching to go home now and i don't want to farther anger her after playing games all night ;)

hopefully a new post within a week this time :D

hugs and kisses - Anoo

2008-11-18T19:46:00.002Z

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=92126

I just thought i'd post some decent filler whilst i'm working on tech work annnnd my web page and c++ and stuff so here's Super Special Dog :D

Obviously not mine but it's still awesome :)

www.kenmcintyre.com

good times :)

CHINA! (As told by Andrew)

2008-08-07T16:21:00.010+01:00

Well first off, getting to China.

This involves getting a loooooong flight to London Heathrow of 1 hour, big deal, the worst part is having to buy duty free stuff then not being able to take your drinks on the plane.

Then comes the fun part >:)

London Heathrow --> Dubai

It takes 7 hours on a plane.
7 hours in which you have less than 2 cubic metres to yourself.
7 Hours confined in a room full of strangers.
7 Hours with a little packet of crackers to keep you going.

It was awesome :D
There was games built into the plane and you could link them to the other passengers and have multiplayer tetris and battle ship, to name but a few.
dear god im still on the plane.

There was then another plane exactly the same except to Beijing.

RIGHT
Mainland China

Well Beijing was pretty cool, there is definately 9 million bicycles.
We decided that there's probably closer to 100 million thousand because we nearly got run over so much. It wasn't very... nice, where we were staying however, with 6 people to a room and air conditioning that nobody knew how to work at the time. Once you stood outside though, the first thing you noticed was the smog. It looked cloudy ALL of the time, when it actually wasn't. It was weird to say the least.

After a few days in Beijing I'd decided it could only get better. I'd soon acclimatise and it would be all fine :]

But i didn't.

We'd soon moved on to Xi'an, the party city :D It was a lot better, mostly because of the hostle.

Xi'an Bell tower youth Hostle. The best place in the world. 8 people to a room this time, no Air Conditioning (for the guys, the girls got it and COMPLAINED) and a horde of mosquitos attacking Leeroy everynight. but that was just the dorm. Outside in the main hostle, the walls. You were ENCOURAGED to graffiti on the walls, and this had braught forth all the travelling artists from around the world. I say artists. I mean good doodlers, but it was still beautiful. I had to place my mark upon the wall, so out came the whiteboard marker, and up went Cap'n Spermy! :D

I didn't make him, some other person did but i felt he should be drawn on the wall anyway.
He is now imortalised in whiteboard marker on a chinese youth hostle wall. God bless him.

Anywhooo, we were close to the Muslim Quarter so we went there a lot. It has EVERYTHING, Somy, Apple i-Pod, HUGOBOSS, Calven Clein, even Bluckberry. They truly do master selling.
(Sarcasm btw.)
And everything is actually worth 20% or less of what they offer (and you can usually get it for that price if you're a proficient haggler.)

Also the food there made everyone sick :]

I genuinely can't remember what we did next, so i'm going to pretend we went to the moon.

We went to the moon. It was a lot smaller than we thought, i was standing on the dark and light half simultaneously at one point. I pushed Jack and he flew right round and hit me it was fun. Then we started to get hungry so we ate the moon and now it is smaller in the sky the end.

But alas Andrew remembered what happened, not necessarily what came after Xi'an, but he remembered something about the trip.

We got another overnight train to Guilin. The overnight trains where in my top 10 things to happen on the trip, mainly because they where just like the 7 hour planes except a lot more phun. The beds where stacked 3 up. I claimed a top bunk everytime which meant i had to be a ninja to go to sleep at night :D

Guilin was a hell hole. There was nothing to do and the hotels had too many stairs. I did get to sleep with Jimmy on several occasions there, but all that did was make others jelous. We had to return to Guilin 4 times throughout the trip to get buses, and everytime we went there the group lost some more sanity. It had grape juice though and that made it all better.

After Guilin was the trekking phase i think, or the orphan phase. It might have been in between but it's hard to tell, Guilin was like the zone of no return. In fact we went white water drifting sometime as well but i can't remember when. I think Guilin stole all of my memories. It stole my charger part too, now i can't charge pre-2005 Sony Ericson's. God damnit Guilin.

ORPHAN PHASE! :D
They weren't orphans, just kids that had no parents atm so they all lived in a children's villiage. A lot of the houses they stayed in where just dorms, which were pretty kitted out with TV and books and stuff so I personally didn't think it looked that bad. We had the task of repainting one of the dorms however :D

We wanted to paint murals on the walls which we did, outlines of ourselves on the outer walls to remind them that Lagan College pwnd their wall. Then hannah painted a car on the inner wall and it was lovely cause i helped out a little :] The kids were better painters than us though, and we started to notice the little drawings on the walls at first, then Goku's and Kung Fu Panda's appeared overnight and we just had to paint them in for them. They seemed happy with our work and it made us feel proud to have helped non-orphan-orphans get a better house. We also made friends with some of them, such as Joe whom i forget his real name. He could tell us nothing in english and got scared and hid when we tricked Wooly into asking him for a kiss, oh how we laughed :]

TREKKING PHASE! (smells)
We went zoom up this here big mountainy thing then went accross them there places what where they grow rice the end.

That's pretty much all i have to say on the trek. It was walking along paths on strange terrain. There was a part where we were in danger of getting bitten by poisonous snakes though and that brightened it up a bit for me and a few others :D

Unfortunately one of our guides (Akubi) was scared of snakes and everytime there was even a sniff of one she'd yell out and we'd have to stop to see what was the matter. It was kind of funny at the time and it's still funny now a little but we still feel sorry for her. Our other guide Kevin used to work for Apple and we liked him because he played Half Life 2 :D

After the trekking phase came more Guilin the Hell Hole and another overnight train. This time to a place called sh... she... something and it was a tourist place of doom. The only hotel we could find was one facing 2 brothels and with another few down the street, we'd knew it would be fun :D

I once sat down the stairs watching TV in the lobby whilst Wooly, Jess and Hannah used the internet, and these strange men kept coming up to the main doors and asking something in chinese. The Hotel owner said something in return to him and the strange men left and went accross the street to the brothel. I wonder if they thought maybe i was selling? Cause they would have been right :[ (I had no money left at this point)

My favourite part of sh... she... whoreplace, was the KFC's everywhere, and since i'd been listening to one's iPod lately, i nicknamed the Colonel "Raoul" after the song of the same name.

"Let's go see Raoul :D"

HONGKONG:
Hongkong, the final 2 days.
I got sick. My first sickness stopping me from having fun on the whole trip and it struck at the stupidest of times :[

I wanted to see Reuben and Siobhan and Oscar who happened to be in HK at the time, but nooo i had to stay indoors. Also the plugs magically hopped from China to UK/US so i couldn't charge my phone or camera or iPod so it was possibly the worst 2 days for me.

They did have a 7Eleven which sold chocolate milk though so it was ok.

HOOOOOOME:
Finally where the 2 7 hour flights and the one hour one to Belfast then i was at home.

To anyone considering World Challenge: DO IT
It's worth spending a tonne of money on for the sheer fact of going somewhere awesome with a group of people you'll grow to love, then hate then be friends with.
i know i enjoyed it.

China Post (and explaining absence)

2008-08-04T18:12:00.004+01:00

Hey guys, just letting y'all know I am indeed still alive although it probably doesn't seem like it what with me not posting since at least 100 years ago and all, but here i am anyway :D

Well i havn't posted in a long time, partially because i was in China for a full month and blogging from a country where computers are rare ass is hard, difficult and silly. So voila, i bring to you:
China (as told by Andrew)

I'l try my best to finish the adventure off but i ain't promising anything, i have loads of other intresting things to do too :]

updates

2008-04-08T18:55:00.002+01:00

Listening to Slither - Velvet Revolver
Drawing a guy holding a bomb
Thinking of eating chips, but they aren't cooked yet :(

Oh hewo :)

Well i was subtly forced to update this blog by nobody in particular (catherine) so here i am updating and whatnot

I fixed my graphics tablet's quirkyness in Vista and got the pressure sensitivity working again so i can doodle properly now :D
I drew a new wallpaper to celebrate it's over at dA thanks to space limits here on Blogger but there's a link to my profile in the title of this post.

or for those who don't know what a post, title or this is:
Andernoo on dA

Also it's been like... 14 weeks since christmas*
or 3 1/2 months for those with a fear of weeks

or just over 1/4 of a year, for those with fractional intentions

Just thought you should know :)

* It's also how long ive been going out with catherine so it's pretty special to me too :)

Life Ambitions

2008-03-21T12:48:00.004Z

Just an update on my life ambitions :D <-- Strutsies Smiley

~~Drop a rock of a very very tall place and watch it tumble, beautifully.~~
~~Have a picnic someware picnics shouldn't be~~
~~Create a new food that doesn't get frowned upon~~
~~Persuade someone to tell me something they really shouldnt have, just by being myself~~
~~Make a movie~~
~~Convert a lesbian :L~~
~~Hug the same randomer twice in the same day~~
Make a robot!*
~~Get a chance to survive make my time~~
~~Learn to play Chess~~
~~Worry about ray~~
~~Surprise!~~
Punch the guys that play Subbuteo too seriously
Be the guy Willis was talkin' 'bout
Be fancied by a gay?
Go to Sparta
Write a Game
TP someone
Write a song
Draw some sellable art
Make a Caek™

Recreation

2008-03-16T23:27:00.007Z

Goood morning world!
The majority of my school work is over, well the bit's i care about anyway, so i decided to start writing back to my blog and after a bit of a tidy-up and some layout changes, here it is the new Anoo Thought Cast!

So anyway, I got into a game while i was away, you guys may or may not know of it.
It's called Garry's Mod, not really a game but we love it none the less.
I've been converted to a fully fledged Gmodder and i'm not ever leaving the way of the the scrap-engineer.

A few tips for anyone who happens to stumble upon my blog whilst googling etc.

The Axis tool has a hidden right click feature that allows you to turn stuff about a point instead of axising it.
The different thruster models have different power levels
The Colour tool effects only work if you've used the material texture on the object too

That's just a few tips they may or may not help you at all but i'm not really bothered :D
Steam: Andernoo
Add me if you ever wanna game of CS:S or G-Mod ;)

Also, just got a link from my dear Twin Klar.
Check out her blog, its http://partyinaforest.blogspot.com/

And on a deep note:
"...write about how much being alive is fun because you have friends who are so important to you, and friends make your life go, because without your friends life really isnt worth much"

And Happy Birthday to Sam and Luke and Hannah who's birthdays have been in the past week mostly :D

Annnd it's been 12 weeks with my dear Strutsies :D
Well 12 weeks on monday
I don't know how she's put up with me to be honest <3

Muweh

2007-12-05T12:21:00.000Z

And so the blogger exile continues

Okay so i'm off on study leave the past two weeks
5 days of school for exams
leaves 5 days of pure unadulterated boredom that needs fixed
take one out for naked time that leaves 4 days of free time

I have spent ALL of my free time playing guitar hero III and watching movies, how fun! :P

I watched a few too many movies though
so many emotion jerking stuff in a short time probably isn't good for you

Movies watched:
Ice age 2 (poor scrat :P)
Donnie Darko (burn it to the ground)
Battle Royale (never before has "good morning" seemed threatening)
Stardust (what's you name young lady? "Brad")
Sunshine (ow :( )
Charlie && Chocolate Factory (new one)
Transformers (...)
Napoleon Dynamite (Gosh)
Memories of Nobody (Bleach)
The Break up (Chick flick...)
The Wedding Crashers (I don't know)

Remain:
Shrek 3
Superbad

I've got square eyes

Life ambitions/To Do list:

2007-11-02T23:05:00.000Z

Hey guys :D
I'm back from my long exile from Blogger
well i say back, i mean, dropping by.
School beckons, Halowe'en was brillig but this is all i'l be able to get done before i get too busy again :(
so anywho, I've decided to right up a list of things i really really want to do with my life :D
I'm sure you'l learn something abou tme, even if it is a bad thang :P

Drop a rock of a very very tall place and watch it tumble, beautifully.
Give someone a non-christian Epiphany (That would feel awesome, there should be a movie about it :D)
Have a picnic someware picnics shouldn't be
Create a new food that doesn't get frowned upon
~~Persuade someone to tell me something they really shouldnt have, just by being myself~~
Make a movie
Write a song
Convert a lesbian :L
Draw some sellable art
~~Hug the same randomer twice in the same day~~
Write a Game
TP someone
Make a robot!*
Get a chance to survive make my time
Learn to play Chess
Punch the guys that play Subbuteo too seriously
Be fancied by a gay?
Go to Sparta
Worry about ray
Be the guy Willis was talkin' 'bout
Surprise!

Will update :D
Promise :D

*One that works even when i drop it, unlike the last ones

Osx86

2007-06-21T23:24:00.000+01:00

Aw man I'm so close to getting Mac on my laptop.

As soon as i get Gparted working, consider it done lol

Until then, skins and apps will have to do

I had this all running using a few megs of ram but it still looks pretty neat:

Quite neat I'd say :P

Woah, i just realised how cool that looks, I'm keeping like that XD

Yeah, this was my thursday...

lol

More coming soon just had to work this week and havn't had much time :D

Today's adventure

2007-06-06T22:39:00.000+01:00

Today, as I was in the midst of many trials in the local educationary where many old haggridesque people force fed me stuff I didn't want, i decided that i deserved an adventure, i had to leave! After escapifying the palace of disaster, to a fellow learned's house, I travelled beyond the safe zone of the boy with the bunny past the seven forests of Bee's to the large green device of DOOM! Beyond was only the poiniest of pointy things and no surmountable route! A wrong turn!

As i came back i noticed the green device was an oil tank and that I had been exagerating but still.

I took another route, a trampoline almost distracted my gaze to a point where i no longer knew what i was doing but i avoided it's wicked ways! It shall never have my soul in the way its vertically acceleration can afford!
The next plain of misfortune was unbelievable, i gazed upon it as a tresspasser gazes upon a large tresspassable place. A quick sprint and i was but to the other side!
yet another forest stood in my path, have the no other means of decoration? I maintained my trajectory.

THEN! Avast! a demon yelling from yonder window, "get thine out of the garden of neighbour!"
we listened, petrified by the creature's vile squealings.

Then the time had come but for me to return to the place of lagan for my trial of organisms and potatoes with hormones...

the end.

Sam is a haggis.

Updates

2007-05-29T16:59:00.000+01:00

Yoohoo!
Large time edits to the blog here, you may have noticed.
Probably can no longer be read properly in small screens, laptops and really poor old computer monitors... phones too lol
get a better screen ;)

On the goodside, more room for stuff! yaya! Also new picture up there ^
Mmkay :)

Peter's rant about Spiderman 3 on his blog is all true, but I've tried it for the Wii and it's quite good, it's probably just the control system but it's far better XD

I think there's too much room on my blog now, it looks like i type very little :(

Wait.. i do :(
Meh :D

<-- Click

2007-03-26T21:30:00.000+01:00

Here's a nice wee video for you all while i finish up all of my coursework. When I'm done, prepare to get overloaded with posts about penguins and carrots!!!! Also the upcoming adventures of Teacher Man but well...

Have fun and dont do anything I would do ;)

2007-02-19T17:20:00.000Z

Upgrading the Blog to be flash based is hardy than i thought it would be :(

Aww well

Sorry i havnt posted in a while y'all but i have had the homeworks of death to deal with and any free time has been taken up with The Mighty Boosh. Hope yee all had a good valentines day though ;)

Just a little somethingorother to keep you all going until I'm done!

Deviantart

2006-12-24T22:36:00.000Z

Hey guys.
I recently got back into photoshopping and 3D modelling and stuff so his called for a deviantart account.

Here's the most important things IN THE WORLD!!!
My Deviantart
My Bebo
THIS BLOG

Hallowe'en update

2006-10-29T18:07:00.000Z

Hey everyone!
Here at the Lifeofandernoo HQ, we've been having a bit of a party, and it's all gone pear shaped.
You see, i was sitting looking at a hexagram and I thought;
"I wonder what would happen if I..."
Here's the results!

Ive got a friend, her name is Laura

2006-10-16T18:32:00.000+01:00

Fantastic! We have music on andrew's blog! The music man is here =)
Okay, well if you didnt notice, theres a Windows Media Player on the right of this page. Press play. Listen to my "Song of the moment"

Feeder - Seven Days in the Sun

This is argueably one of Feeder's greatest songs. I think it's so fantastic, it's so full of energy. Listen to it, then Listen again.

Shes my Heaven
Shes a Spark
Feels like Heaven
So Light me up

19th

2006-10-14T23:07:00.000+01:00

-- This post has been removed due to an F.B.I --

--If you don't know what an F.B.I is then ask Anoo XD--

--The F.B.I alert was caused by Luke--

--that's all you need to know --

Hey, its me

2006-10-13T20:19:00.000+01:00

Hey everybody, I just wanted to introduce myself. Im Peeter :D I love music, Im the MusicMan. I can play a few instruments, but the best is guitar. Geetar is the best thing ever. Sliced bread doesnt even come near. Guitarists are cool, its a fact :)

I listen to music too (duh) and every now and again I hope to let you hear the songs that im listening to. That will be cool :D

Oh, and I like Macs :) Only cool people use Apple Macs :)

STENGA!

2006-10-09T20:58:00.000+01:00

Stenga, the accidental cross-breed between Jenga and Stephen.

Cllect as many rocks/lumps of tarmac as possible, and then take it in turns stacking them on your friend Stephen's shoulders.

He must not notice!

Our current record is:

37 rocks.

Think you can beat us?

All you need is some rocks and a Stephen/Steven, go on!

I'm on Anoo's Blog!

2006-10-08T12:30:00.000+01:00

Im on Anoo's blog! Woo! Well I havnt got much to say but just I'l be posting later, thanks for letting me conrtibute Andrew :D

*It's OK Peter, I fixed all your Grammatical mistakes ¬_¬

UPDATEAGE

2006-10-07T21:54:00.000+01:00

Yeahs, i have, improved some little things. The bar bit at the side --> and loads of other little things, the blog should be faster too ;)

ALSO, look forward to other things such as Flash, events and posts from my incredible joint authors, Jess and Peter!

Timmy Bear

2006-07-30T00:14:00.000+01:00

Timmy Bear often wondered why the other bears laughed at him

Tasty Gamecube

2006-07-29T00:19:00.000+01:00

You ever turn on your 'Cube and wonder why it isn't working?
It's OBVIOUSLY not Nintendo's device, and the powers probably not out, so, check the wires!

I cought a mouse, nibbling away at the power cable, I just wish it was plugged in, so that mouse would get a 10,000 nintywatt volt of gaming flava' through its rodent backside.
That would've been cool to see.
Well, half a role of tape later, and it's still working.
Thank you Nintendo Quality.

We've affectionately called the mouse "Wee Bastard" as it chews through stuff.
Nice name? I think so....

Tardis

2006-07-29T00:15:00.000+01:00

You know the sound the tardis makes?
Well, a fiend has pointed out EXACTLY what it is, and how it is made

Mark says:
its also the sound of a midget grinding his teeth off the door of a fridge...
only sped up...

True fact, my bedroom is an epto-tardis.
Looks small on the outside, is even smaller on the inside.

emma song

2006-07-08T12:12:00.000+01:00

I changed it all to Emma I wonder if anyone will ever notice?

Here's an Emma there's an Emma and another little Emma fuzzy Emma funny Emma Emma Emma duck  Emma Emma cheesecake Emma tablet brick potato Emma Emma Emma mushroom Emma Emma Emma duck  i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail  did you ever see a Emma kiss a Emma on the Emma Emma's Emma tastes of Emma Emma Emma duck  half a Emma twice the Emma not a Emma farmer Emma Emma in a car alarm a Emma Emma duck  is THIS how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck

Woof

2006-07-06T20:39:00.000+01:00

Ohhhh... My cat woof
has the devil in him
is constantly getting
folks to feed him
bites your legs
cuts your hands
have to tie him up
with elastic bands
ohhhhhhh my cats a satan moggy
makes your glasses foggy
my cats a satan moggy
and hes gonna get YOUUUUUU.

eBaum's world sucks, 'nuff said

2006-06-29T22:13:00.000+01:00

Once upon a time
on the internet, there was a guy.
A very deeply flawed man,
they called him Eric Bauman.
He was a total asshole,
and nobody knows why.
He traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon,
from Something Awful, on to Fark,
with his trusty watermark,
he stole and stuck it all upon
eBaumsWorld.com
It wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole,
but did he care?
No, not one bit.
And then he had the nads
to sell some ads.
What a piece of shit!
Oh, Eric.
Eric's quite a slut.
Other people's work
has made him rich.
He hired some male prostitutes,
dressed them up in three-piece suits.
His faithful team of lawyers
made the internet his bitch...
...Till Lowtax came along,
punched him in the face
and banged his mom.
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased.
Well sadly that's a lie,
there's still an
eBaumsWorld.com
But if we all join hands
and sing this song,
then our call will reach the sky.
And maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore.
I think it's worth a try.
eBaum's World is going down.
We gotta rise up from the underground
to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
about how stealing simply isn't cool.
So right now we're making that our mission,
and if the bastard doesn't listen,
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with Something Awful!

HOLIDAY PICIES!!

2006-06-19T21:14:00.000+01:00

What a day, meh, fun as it was, we still didnt get any BADGES!!!!!!

Im back

2006-06-10T11:26:00.000+01:00

Rory is pleased with me again, so that means I can put this sucker back up. Happy hunting NOW Rory...

The boy with no face

2006-05-28T23:47:00.000+01:00

When kids first see him
Just standing there
The first thing they'll notice
Is that his face is all bare.
No nose I can tell of
no mouth or eyes.
He looks so sad,
I wonder how he cries?
No school will take him
Because he can't write,
No wonder he always
Loses in a fight.
But one day, it seemed
He'd had all he could take.
He stood up, scared his neighbour
and got slashed with a rake.
The surgeon, the best
looked at him in dismay
"I've got a job here,
now hand me that tray"
Four hours of waiting,
and then he gave in
the boy was a freak
so it went in the bin.

But he wasn't dead...
he shall return...

2006-05-28T00:37:00.000+01:00

Townies!

2006-05-22T20:32:00.000+01:00

This post has been removed due to a lack of common sense.

Wisdom

2006-05-14T00:03:00.000+01:00

Jess says:
Mark had a cat and this stray cat kept coming to his house and they named her molly, and then one day molly exploded and 5 smaller cats came out of her and they named them max and kimberly then the other 3 looked exactly the same so they didnt bother to name them

Daffodils

2006-04-22T23:21:00.000+01:00

Daffodils are the purest of EVIL. They lure you into their trap with cute shapes and colours and even their, silent, aroma creeping over your senses, while you are unarmed...(SHIVER). Well ENOUGH is ENOUGH! No longer will we have to suffer under the torment of these beasts while our future children's lives are at stake! We have to act NOW, not tomorow, not yesterday, NOW. If you see a daffodil, you are obliged by LAW to cut it down and kill it! you can go to PRISON for refusing to do this. Disposing of daffodil corpses is a carefully monitored event, you MUST dispose of them in the nearest nuclear reactor, or feel the consequences as it's virulent POISON seeps into your bloodstream and kills you slowly, as you fall into a deep sleep from which you shall never awake... Smoking daffodils is allowed however but it does cause halucina.. haluce... crazy things. This is not a drrrllll...........rfv ;a'vrvvg9w]0uu

Surrounded by idiots

2006-04-10T21:22:00.000+01:00

Sometimes I think Im the only sensible one here
people throwing schoolbags and people drinking beer.
People smoking cigarettes and people smokng worse
this is the end of my first verse.

Im surrounded by idiots who think they've found "true love"
five minuits later and they're gone with a shove.
People with more "loves" than I can count
people with ficklness that can't possibly amount.

I'm surrounded by people who think they're "all that"
all doofy and dressed up in a baseball hat.
Saying things like "your ma" and sentences end in "like"
These people would kill you, and then steal your bike.

The rest, my friends, are sort of wierd
an EMO a demon and a freak with a beard
only some of us are "normal" at least I think we are
out of a school of hundreds 5 outta loads isn't bad

The epileptic leprachaun

2006-03-20T21:55:00.000Z

Once upon a time far far away in Belfast, there was a merry little leprachaun. But on Saint paddy's day '06, he was a little too merry and got a little tipsy. But tipsiness in a leprachaun is amongst the DEADLIEST of sins so he was smited by the lepragod and forced to the ground (after setting down his WKD, God likes drink too.) after a while he got up again, and walked of merrily. THE END

:p