Timmy Bear

Timmy Bear often wondered why the other bears laughed at him

Tasty Gamecube

You ever turn on your 'Cube and wonder why it isn't working?
It's OBVIOUSLY not Nintendo's device, and the powers probably not out, so, check the wires!

I cought a mouse, nibbling away at the power cable, I just wish it was plugged in, so that mouse would get a 10,000 nintywatt volt of gaming flava' through its rodent backside.
That would've been cool to see.
Well, half a role of tape later, and it's still working.
Thank you Nintendo Quality.

We've affectionately called the mouse "Wee Bastard" as it chews through stuff.
Nice name? I think so....

Tardis

You know the sound the tardis makes?
Well, a fiend has pointed out EXACTLY what it is, and how it is made

Mark says:
its also the sound of a midget grinding his teeth off the door of a fridge...
only sped up...

True fact, my bedroom is an epto-tardis.
Looks small on the outside, is even smaller on the inside.

emma song

I changed it all to Emma I wonder if anyone will ever notice?

Here's an Emma there's an Emma and another little Emma fuzzy Emma funny Emma Emma Emma duck  Emma Emma cheesecake Emma tablet brick potato Emma Emma Emma mushroom Emma Emma Emma duck  i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail  did you ever see a Emma kiss a Emma on the Emma Emma's Emma tastes of Emma Emma Emma duck  half a Emma twice the Emma not a Emma farmer Emma Emma in a car alarm a Emma Emma duck  is THIS how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck

Woof

Ohhhh... My cat woof
has the devil in him
is constantly getting
folks to feed him
bites your legs
cuts your hands
have to tie him up
with elastic bands
ohhhhhhh my cats a satan moggy
makes your glasses foggy
my cats a satan moggy
and hes gonna get YOUUUUUU.

eBaum's world sucks, 'nuff said

Once upon a time
on the internet, there was a guy.
A very deeply flawed man,
they called him Eric Bauman.
He was a total asshole,
and nobody knows why.
He traveled all around
on the pulse of each phenomenon,
from Something Awful, on to Fark,
with his trusty watermark,
he stole and stuck it all upon
eBaumsWorld.com
It wasn't fair
to those from whom he stole,
but did he care?
No, not one bit.
And then he had the nads
to sell some ads.
What a piece of shit!
Oh, Eric.
Eric's quite a slut.
Other people's work
has made him rich.
He hired some male prostitutes,
dressed them up in three-piece suits.
His faithful team of lawyers
made the internet his bitch...
...Till Lowtax came along,
punched him in the face
and banged his mom.
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
had his dumb website erased.
Well sadly that's a lie,
there's still an
eBaumsWorld.com
But if we all join hands
and sing this song,
then our call will reach the sky.
And maybe Zeus and Thor
will smite that whore.
I think it's worth a try.
eBaum's World is going down.
We gotta rise up from the underground
to tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
about how stealing simply isn't cool.
So right now we're making that our mission,
and if the bastard doesn't listen,
we'll get sick of being lawful
and brand his ass with Something Awful!

HOLIDAY PICIES!!

What a day, meh, fun as it was, we still didnt get any BADGES!!!!!!