The epileptic leprachaun

Once upon a time far far away in Belfast, there was a merry little leprachaun. But on Saint paddy's day '06, he was a little too merry and got a little tipsy. But tipsiness in a leprachaun is amongst the DEADLIEST of sins so he was smited by the lepragod and forced to the ground (after setting down his WKD, God likes drink too.) after a while he got up again, and walked of merrily. THE END

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