Timmy Bear

Timmy Bear often wondered why the other bears laughed at him

Tasty Gamecube

You ever turn on your 'Cube and wonder why it isn't working?
It's OBVIOUSLY not Nintendo's device, and the powers probably not out, so, check the wires!

I cought a mouse, nibbling away at the power cable, I just wish it was plugged in, so that mouse would get a 10,000 nintywatt volt of gaming flava' through its rodent backside.
That would've been cool to see.
Well, half a role of tape later, and it's still working.
Thank you Nintendo Quality.

We've affectionately called the mouse "Wee Bastard" as it chews through stuff.
Nice name? I think so....

Tardis

You know the sound the tardis makes?
Well, a fiend has pointed out EXACTLY what it is, and how it is made

Mark says:
its also the sound of a midget grinding his teeth off the door of a fridge...
only sped up...

True fact, my bedroom is an epto-tardis.
Looks small on the outside, is even smaller on the inside.

emma song

I changed it all to Emma I wonder if anyone will ever notice?

Here's an Emma there's an Emma and another little Emma fuzzy Emma funny Emma Emma Emma duck  Emma Emma cheesecake Emma tablet brick potato Emma Emma Emma mushroom Emma Emma Emma duck  i was once a treehouse i lived in a cake but i never saw the way the orange slayed the rake i was only three years dead but it told a tale and now listen, little child to the safety rail  did you ever see a Emma kiss a Emma on the Emma Emma's Emma tastes of Emma Emma Emma duck  half a Emma twice the Emma not a Emma farmer Emma Emma in a car alarm a Emma Emma duck  is THIS how it's told now? is it all so old? is it made of lemon juice? doorknob ankle cold now my song is getting thin i've run out of luck time for me to retire now and become a duck

Woof

Ohhhh... My cat woof
has the devil in him
is constantly getting
folks to feed him
bites your legs
cuts your hands
have to tie him up
with elastic bands
ohhhhhhh my cats a satan moggy
makes your glasses foggy
my cats a satan moggy
and hes gonna get YOUUUUUU.