Daffodils

Daffodils are the purest of EVIL. They lure you into their trap with cute shapes and colours and even their, silent, aroma creeping over your senses, while you are unarmed...(SHIVER). Well ENOUGH is ENOUGH! No longer will we have to suffer under the torment of these beasts while our future children's lives are at stake! We have to act NOW, not tomorow, not yesterday, NOW. If you see a daffodil, you are obliged by LAW to cut it down and kill it! you can go to PRISON for refusing to do this. Disposing of daffodil corpses is a carefully monitored event, you MUST dispose of them in the nearest nuclear reactor, or feel the consequences as it's virulent POISON seeps into your bloodstream and kills you slowly, as you fall into a deep sleep from which you shall never awake... Smoking daffodils is allowed however but it does cause halucina.. haluce... crazy things. This is not a drrrllll...........rfv ;a'vrvvg9w]0uu

Surrounded by idiots

Sometimes I think Im the only sensible one here
people throwing schoolbags and people drinking beer.
People smoking cigarettes and people smokng worse
this is the end of my first verse.

Im surrounded by idiots who think they've found "true love"
five minuits later and they're gone with a shove.
People with more "loves" than I can count
people with ficklness that can't possibly amount.

I'm surrounded by people who think they're "all that"
all doofy and dressed up in a baseball hat.
Saying things like "your ma" and sentences end in "like"
These people would kill you, and then steal your bike.

The rest, my friends, are sort of wierd
an EMO a demon and a freak with a beard
only some of us are "normal" at least I think we are
out of a school of hundreds 5 outta loads isn't bad