Today's adventure

Today, as I was in the midst of many trials in the local educationary where many old haggridesque people force fed me stuff I didn't want, i decided that i deserved an adventure, i had to leave! After escapifying the palace of disaster, to a fellow learned's house, I travelled beyond the safe zone of the boy with the bunny past the seven forests of Bee's to the large green device of DOOM! Beyond was only the poiniest of pointy things and no surmountable route! A wrong turn!

As i came back i noticed the green device was an oil tank and that I had been exagerating but still.

I took another route, a trampoline almost distracted my gaze to a point where i no longer knew what i was doing but i avoided it's wicked ways! It shall never have my soul in the way its vertically acceleration can afford!
The next plain of misfortune was unbelievable, i gazed upon it as a tresspasser gazes upon a large tresspassable place. A quick sprint and i was but to the other side!
yet another forest stood in my path, have the no other means of decoration? I maintained my trajectory.

THEN! Avast! a demon yelling from yonder window, "get thine out of the garden of neighbour!"
we listened, petrified by the creature's vile squealings.

Then the time had come but for me to return to the place of lagan for my trial of organisms and potatoes with hormones...

the end.

Sam is a haggis.